CANADIAN GODDESS/MAIN

You know the kind of woman I am. The one you will never have. The one that sits beside you in a bar. Shows a little leg and bats her eyelashes, you are caught in the trance of my pretty blue eyes. We have a little conversation, you buy me a few drinks. I put my hand on your thigh. You start thinking with the wrong head. I seduce you out of a few hundred bucks.I go home. Hell, I won't even say goodbye. I am the lady you spent all your money on, hoping for more than she ever gave you, and she never did. She never gave you the right phone number in the first place. You are such a moron that you actually thought it was 1-800-FUCK-OFF.
You and I both know how worthless you are without your money. Some of my favorite callers are, have, or will soon be....(in no particular order)

1) DRUNK(S)WAKING UP IN THE MORNING WONDERING WHERE ALL YOUR FUCKING MONEY WENT.
2) SUBMISSIVE
3) COCKSUCKERS
4) LITTLE WILLIES
5) WEAK OF MIND
6) FOOT/PANTY SNIFFERS
7) INTO BLACKMAIL
8) WILL DO THE FUCKED-UP THINGS I TELL THEM, FOR MY AMUSEMENT.
9) HUMOROUS

I am proud to annouce my newest listing! It's Wallet & Ball draining.